Would anyone like a spider donut? Made from whole and real spiders! C'mon, don't be shy! All proceeds go to rescuing the spiders in the Ruins!
Oh, and keep in mind... I've been hired to take a human soul from any human that happens to pass by here. So... If you're heartless and don't buy a donut... Swing by my web. >:3
Just kidding! That was ages ago! But, really! Have one! *Gives everyone Spooder Donuts*