Dear whoever finds this thing floating up there

[~Clockwork~]

Hey, I heard there are villains and stuff up there? I can defeat them with my meme and snark powers! My irony levels are over 9000, and this is not even my final form!
But I'm stuck. My foot is under this table thing. It hurts. I'm that rainbow thing at the sea floor. Send kelp.
-Clockie
P.S. That wasn't a pun. I need kelp. But send help too, that would be nice.