Long has this moonrat perched over the haunted wood, watching the walking dead. Observing their ways with the utmost curiosity, all this moonrat can shuffle away with is more confusion, for though xe now knows what they are, xe has noticed a very odd trend among them that xe does not understand. This question haunts xir so thoroughly that xe has sworn to gladly take up the name and squirehood of whomever can alleviate xir confusion on the matter. Why do skeletons walk around the woods naked and giggle loudly while punching hapless travelers?
Talk to the crazy moonrat?
[offer a rational explanation]
[offer an irrational explanation]
[distract the moonrat with food and shinies]
[destroy the undead so that their strange habits stop confusing the moonrats]
Skeleton, Drench and Badger belong to Brandy6.

