Why do people believe in Santa?!

[betterhealing]

It's impossible, and I'll prove it!
There are at least 7 billion people on Earth, and it's said the the good people get gifts, and the bad people get coal. He HAS to deliver to everyone. Now, let's say he delivers 1 present a second. And, let's say everyone goes to bed at 12:00am, giving him 12 hours, assuming everyone wakes up at 12:00pm. Let's just give him the best chance. 43200. That's how many seconds are in 12 hours. Tsk, not possible. "But Jaiden!" I hear you cry. "He's magical! He can deliver more than 1 present a second!" Well, let's try five. 21600. Agh, still not 7 billion! How about 10? 43200. Hmm, no. 20? 864,000. Still no. Let's do 100. 4230000. Mmmm! Still no! Now, these calculations were giving him the best chance. Now, let's get to the truth. Everyone goes to bed at like, 9:00pm. And now, let's say everyone gets up at 7:00am. That's 10 hours. Not much difference. Now, he flies, right? AND he goes down chimneys, and.. judging by his weight, that's an issue. So, 1 present every 30 seconds. 1440 presents, and this is using 12 hours. Let's use 10. 36000. That's how many seconds are in 10 hours. Now, divide that by 30, and you get 1200. Hmm, no. Even then, a good hour MUST be devoted to flying. And all of these math problems, deducting, prove that the whole "Saint. Nicolas" thing is FALSE. Now, stop believing. It's your parents. Why do you think adults don't get presents? They might get them from each other, but nothing from Santa. BOOM! Myth BUSTED!