Ding-Dong, Who's There? Why, It's Fred! (Claus)

[HolyGrailFan]

Fred: What the heck is Mom doing in the house? I want you to be honest, does she know I'm here?

Santa: Call me crazy, but my mom comes and visits me for the holidays every year.

Fred: I'm not going in there, Nick, because I don't visit with Mom and I don't for good reason.

Santa: It would be really nice, if, for once things were nice and calm and you just dropped by for dinner.

Fred: This isn't even debatable. I'm not going.

Santa: Ho, ho, ho, I'm not gonna listen to no.

Fred: There's a book, Does Fred Go to Dinner? Flip through the pages and last page, Fred does not go to dinner. The End.

Santa: The sequel, know what it's called? Ding-dong, Who 's There? Why, it's Fred.

Fred: I'm not going.

Santa: Pumpkin pie. Come on.

Fred: Get it through your head. I am not going to dinner!

(Goes to dinner)