by Macyduke » Tue Nov 22, 2016 4:27 pm
He stole a sheep-goat from a farmer who had many because he got caught trying to steal a goat but didn't want to leave empty handed. So he grabbed the baby sheep-goat and bolted. Now he doesn't know what to do with it and is disapointed he got caught trying to nab the goat he actually wanted.

"There are two stars in the sky, and they're both planes."
Really though, just *Incoherent screaming*