The Scariest Monster

[Lockpick]

The Scariest Monster

I'm the scariest monster you'll ever meet!
From the top of my head to my big, smelly feet.
I'm frightful and vile, and it's not just conceit,
I assure you, I'm not at all sweet.

I'm the scariest monster you'll ever see.
And I'm going on a haunting spree!
With my claws and my gaze, I'm sure you'll agree,
I'm a terrible terror to the highest degree.

I'm the scariest monster you'll ever know.
And I promise that it's not all for show.
A villain, a rogue, a fabulous foe;
I'm your greatest fears from deep, down below.

So make a wish on a shooting star
That I'll be far from where you are.
And you’ll never endure my repertoire
‘Cause I'm the scariest monster by far. ;P