[Cheeb]

appease him



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appease the banana



that is all
he will decide....................... soon

the one gem is this

[NE0N-UMBR30N]

*gives him all the stickers and makes banana throne*

[ps4 kid]

[candystars.]

appease the banana



his name shall be king banana

and he shall be

royal

[wishbone!]

appease the banana

O Banana Man, we pray upon this shrine of dedication in order to soothe your might fruit wrath. We ask that you keep our crops safe for another plentiful harvest and that you keep peace and order within our vaguely uncanny world. Your smooth creamy paw guides us through dark times, to which we offer you more of us.
O Banana Man, divine and holy in your ways, we ask that you accept our modesty in order to lift up your Greatness.


in the distance: "We love you Banana!!!!" "Yeaaaaah!!!!" *groupies and cheering, there are cheerleaders with banana flavored pompoms. the pompoms are banana peels.

[sheepsorrel]

i walk up to the great banana, presenting him with a single banana
"i have heard about you, o great banana, from many kalupes in many kountries. i have brought you the banana of greatness."
i open the banana, and the peel turns into a castle made of bananas.
"a home."
the banana splits into pieces and float in the air above me, turning into furniture, food, bananas, pets, friends, and bananas.
"etcetera."

a crowd cheers as trucks bring in more bananas, bananas, and bananas.

i take a knife, some peanut butter, marshmallows, and chocolate.

i cut a hole in one of the bananas.
i spread peanut butter in the hole.
i line the bottom of the hole with chocolate.
i put 3 marshmallows in the hole. i wrap the banana in tinfoil.
i put it in a fire until the chocolate has melted enough to be delicious
i present it to you, o banana kalupe

[madness,]

//crashes into door
//slaps banana stickers on everyone's forehead
//grabs banana and dances around with it while singing:

oH LORD BANANA
HEAR MY SONG
BANANAS ARE GREAT AND POWERFUL
BANANAAAAAAAAaaaAaaa
//distant screaming while 33 screaming frogs plays on loop


bAnAnAAaaaaa


wip

[labradude]

appeases the banana

[shoelaces]

give him a photo shoot

generic kalupe offers banana to lord voldebanana (no offense to generic kalupe)