"So.... Listen here newbie... I have a boss that no one knows about. A lower deity thing that's so low that none of you fools have even heard of her. But that's okay. I guess. What's not okay is that she has a tendency to create things. Not like pinterest or cool DIY things you find while you sit on the toilet. But like... weird things. And I'm the sucker that couldn't find a job scrubbing Zeus' feet or brushing Pan's fur so I had to be stuck dealing with her as her secretary.
Her creations don't really have a place here. AKA; we don't have room for them. So that's where you come in lil' buddy. You just waltz right in here and take them. But of course, she'd be offended if i just gave them away like unwanted kittens. So these creatures are just going to be put up for adoption. Have fun and don't let them bite you. Or do. I don't know what you like. Just take them.
Please"
-Deerdog, Secretary of the Unnamed Creator
some rulez
- - don't make species out of these
- don't sell or trade them
- this includes gifting the lil' suckers
- b nice to the lil guys
- and each other (im not here to babysit anyone)
- i'll revoke them if i gotta but i really dont wanna have to so please behave
- there's not a limit to how many you can have but plz be reasonable
- im in charge here so i'll be on everyone who's helping me outs' accounts
- so if you wanna contact the "agency" just talk to me(deerdog), not the loser staff
- cool bye
staff
(i know they don't line up, badger the fools who didn't crop it right. not me)
(banner art by astral.)
(i know they don't line up, badger the fools who didn't crop it right. not me)
(banner art by astral.)
