[actmissing01]

'Tis a sad day.
I am afraid to say..
Patronus is-
no, not Patronus.
Not Patronus is dead.
Who is not Patronus? We are not sure.
All we know, is that,
this sweet buttercup died during a stream.
Of what?
Still don't know.
Not Patronus was nice,
sweet,
funny,
and..
lazy.
But, we will remember her.
Don't cry.
She's still here..
in our hearts.
Soup.
BREAKING NEWS!
It has been found out,
that,
not-Patronus was murdered.
Who, you may ask?
There was DNA left by a cat-dinosaur.
The only one in town is..
Kyleigh.
She got here through a mysterious portal she claimed to be "underswap".
This hybrid is known..
As the murderer..
Of not-Patronus.
MORE BREAKING NEWS!
This not-Patronus person isn't Patronus.
So Patronus wasn't murdered.
Good.
Nobody really cares for this not-Patronus imposter,
but,
it's been rumored that the TRUE Patronus is hidden away in a cave,
stuck with a cat asking to "haz a cheezburger", and a Shiba Inu, who keeps talking about "so scary," and "much caves" and "wow".
The cave has been nicknamed "memes".
OMG SO IMPORTANT BREAKING NEWS!!!!
The murderer has broken free from jail.
If you see Kyleigh running into diners holding a sign, which reads in red and bold letters, "I WAS RIGHT FOR ONCE AND MY VICTIM WAS NOT RIGHT!!!!!!!!!" The victim being, not-Patronus, is still on the run and has not been caught.
Please call the police IMMEDIATELY if you see this Catosaur from another dimension, or, as others know, Alternate Universes.

[totally not patronus]

OMG i didn't know that i died! im so sorry for you! rip..

i feel your pain..


lol jk no


ps the breaking news is so dramatic. pftt not tru

[undead]

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