[Yağmur]

Dust Bunnies are small, four-legged creatures, with unknown origins. They like to hide under your bed and in dark corners of your room (hence they're name), only coming out at night to steal candy from children. Despite their appearance, they're absolutely harmless.

Say hi to Gutso (41) and Eyeris(42). To win either one of these guys, share with me your funniest pun.
Feel free to change their names if you want to.

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[u]Username:[/u]
[u]I am trying out for[/u]: #41 or #42
[u]Dust Bunny's name:[/u]
[u]Pun:[/u]


Ends in one week, one joke per person please. You can only try out for either Dust Bunny, not both. Good luck guys <3

[~Tornado~]

Username: ~Tornado~
I am trying out for: #41
Dust Bunny's name: tbd
Pun: There was a couple who donated a dozen seats for a potluck. You could say they are Chair-itable (I made this one myself my grandparents were talking about someone who had donated chairs and I slid into the room with shot gun hands and a giant grin saying this pun. I was so proud of myself but for that crime against humor I should be pun-ished

[hasu]

Username: hasu
I am trying out for: #41
Dust Bunny's name: keeping Gutso
Pun: my fav
Words can't describe how handsome you are. But numbers can 3/10

[Evils]

Username: Evils
I am trying out for: #41
Dust Bunny's name: Gutso
Pun: A dugong walked up the street to his art museum only to see it had burned down over night, distraught, he went to his knees and screamed, "Oh the humanatee!"

[she wolf warrior]

Username:
I am trying out for: #41 or #42
Dust Bunny's name:
Pun:
Res

[Bright Horizons]

Username: Bright Horizons

I am trying out for: #42

Dust Bunny's name: Eyeris

Pun: I kept poking my friend in the arm with a ruler. After about fifteen pokes, they turned and glared at me.
"What are you doing?"
"Nothing… Just… Measuring your patience."

[KarKat Vantas ♋]

Username: Karkat Vantas ♋️
I am trying out for: #42
Dust Bunny's name: Eyeris
Pun: I would tell you a joke about eyes, but it's pretty cornea.

[rem sleep]

Username: Trollish
I am trying out for: #41
Dust Bunny's name: Gutso
Pun: Two surgeons had a heart to heart.

[bellini]

Trying for either on mobile

[seijuu]

"Shout out to the people that don’t know what the opposite of in is! "
Username: .Seijuu::.
I am trying out for: #42
Dust Bunny's name: Ris