1) Strawberry cake) Its not strawberry, if you eat strawberry cake, well, your actually eating UNICORN BARF
2) Chocolate Cake) Its obviously poo. Did you know when you poop its actually chocolate cake? Why flush it away!
3) Avian cake) DUH! You grab a cake and squish Avian into the cake =D
(this info is false, kids, do not try eating poop.)