HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHICKEN SMOOTHIE!
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Fawninggazelle: So today we have grumpy Crackle escaping from the 'horrendous celebration of doom.' Rule 1 of Crackle's rules: HE. DOES. NOT. APPROVE. BIRTHDAYS. D: Although he dislikes its rituals, he sure enjoys cake- (//le chicken kicked)
Crackle: NO I DON'T I WAS JUST ESCAPING THE idiotic but tasty PARTY-
Fawninggazelle: ALRIGHT ALRIGHT! Now, let's get to the main point. Now, before we say anything more, I give you CRACKLE THE very pessimistic CHICKEN! (turns applauding sound effects on)
Crackle: ...
Fawninggazelle: Crackle, anything to say?
Crackle: This is Fawning's first dressup. Hope you like it. (flies off to Antarctica)
Fawninggazelle: HOW ARE YOU EVEN DOING THAT?! DARN IT BRACKETS!
Brackets: (it isn't our fault, you did type us.)
Fawninggazelle: SHUUUUUUSH I DID NOTHING YOU HEARD NOTHING I DID NOTHING EJFSKGIHDJHFDFUSHAI-QIIFJL CVFJNKCGHLISJ;IGH-
Crackle: That's Fawning saying bye. Bye.
