Ok so last night my Mom brought hom a bag of candy corn and when I went down this morning my brother had eaten it all and blamed me (Figures). So here is our convorsation.
Mom: Sweetie where is the candy?
Me: How should I know?
Mom: You ate it last night.
Me: WHAT?! That was him!
Bro: Was not you liar!
Mom: Enough!
Me: Fine... But I didn't eat it!
Mom: So your telling me that they just grew lags and walked away?
Me: Yes... Yes they did. They must have!
Mom: Wow...
She then left me in peace XD
