Me an My Broken Heart

[kurashiki]

This is the story of my friend (and a very weak representation of him is shown), who could be dead for all I know. So, he was this guy in my English class in the seventh grade. Not naming names, in case someone does something really bad. Things got weird and I got harassed. We made little contact after I got him socks for his birthday. (This particular friend liked socks. A lot.) I have another friend (the one who harassed me, he was close to my other friend) who never saw him after the last week of school. He never even answered his phone.

~From Titania Morgenstern/Purrloinedlove/Thea/Starlow/Kenny, written in the style of "The Princess Bride"