How To: Get a Date
Step 1: Disregard all advice given to you by your friends. What do they know about love anyway?!? Probably less than you. Probably.
Step 2: Serenade your victi- I mean... love interest... with a romantic ballad by Oasis. (The louder you sing, the more effective it will be.)
Step 3: Present your love interest with the finest chocolate imported from the Walmart candy aisle. You may be asked for an encore.
Step 4: Congratulations. You have a date. Be sure to brag about this frequently on as many social media sites as possible. Trust me, people wanna hear it!