"Speak English, Jess. Over" Haley snapped into the walkie-talkie,
pause,
"I don't care about the wind resistance, I'm not using the darts. Over"
Haley and Jess had been tracking this gal for a week, patience was short and tempers were high.
pause,
"I know. Over"
pause,
"Because- Oh feather-ferret, she- Target has spotted me! Over and out"
The "Target" stood up and walked over to Haley.
"Who are you?" She exclaimed
"Haley Sparrow, Assassin-for-hire, partner to Jessica Heron, computer hacker"
Haley stated matter-of-factly. "Who are YOU?"
"None of your business, Assassin." purred the girl " Unless" she feigned surprise "You're here to assassinate ME!"
"None of YOUR business" Haley growled, this girl really ticked her off, she surreptitiously unsheathed a small knife that she hid behind her back.
"None on MY business?" The girl giggled "It IS my business, by the looks of that knife behind your back, you ARE here to assassinate me!"
Before Haley could reply, Jessica rushed up to Haley, out of breath and flushed.
"Sorry I wasn't here sooner, I-" Haley stepped on her foot, she looked up and saw who they were dealing with.
"you" she said simply.
Before the "target" had a chance to reply, another person leaped out from behind of the nearby gargoyle.
"Nobody move" He held a gun to Haley's fore head and a switchblade to Jessica's neck. "Louise, scram" he told the strange girl.
"Such manners." she exclaimed sarcastically, before running off.
"Who are you? and how do you know-" Jessica stammered before the new weirdo cut her off
"My name isn't important, you may call me -insert epic dark name-, and I know Louise because she's my sister"
"Ohh" Haley groaned, this wasn't good, she thought quickly
"Cupcake?" she offered, producing one out of thin air, she was obviously hoping to poison him. Jessica rolled her eyes, -insert awesome name- seemed almost...
"Why does it have seven sprinkles? Seven is irrevent! Seven is Horrible! Make it eight! eight is perfectly symmetrical!"
Haley and Jess exchanged a bewildered look, Haley slowly pulled out another sprinkle and put it on the cupcake. "There you go, eight sprinkles"
-insert awesome name- looked at it, then at Haley, he grinned "Now you eat it"
She gave him a disgusted look "no thanks, I don't like vanilla" and threw it behind her
"Why'd you throw the perfect cupcake away? Now you must die"
He put his finger on the trigger
"Goodbye"
pause,
"I don't care about the wind resistance, I'm not using the darts. Over"
Haley and Jess had been tracking this gal for a week, patience was short and tempers were high.
pause,
"I know. Over"
pause,
"Because- Oh feather-ferret, she- Target has spotted me! Over and out"
The "Target" stood up and walked over to Haley.
"Who are you?" She exclaimed
"Haley Sparrow, Assassin-for-hire, partner to Jessica Heron, computer hacker"
Haley stated matter-of-factly. "Who are YOU?"
"None of your business, Assassin." purred the girl " Unless" she feigned surprise "You're here to assassinate ME!"
"None of YOUR business" Haley growled, this girl really ticked her off, she surreptitiously unsheathed a small knife that she hid behind her back.
"None on MY business?" The girl giggled "It IS my business, by the looks of that knife behind your back, you ARE here to assassinate me!"
Before Haley could reply, Jessica rushed up to Haley, out of breath and flushed.
"Sorry I wasn't here sooner, I-" Haley stepped on her foot, she looked up and saw who they were dealing with.
"you" she said simply.
Before the "target" had a chance to reply, another person leaped out from behind of the nearby gargoyle.
"Nobody move" He held a gun to Haley's fore head and a switchblade to Jessica's neck. "Louise, scram" he told the strange girl.
"Such manners." she exclaimed sarcastically, before running off.
"Who are you? and how do you know-" Jessica stammered before the new weirdo cut her off
"My name isn't important, you may call me -insert epic dark name-, and I know Louise because she's my sister"
"Ohh" Haley groaned, this wasn't good, she thought quickly
"Cupcake?" she offered, producing one out of thin air, she was obviously hoping to poison him. Jessica rolled her eyes, -insert awesome name- seemed almost...
"Why does it have seven sprinkles? Seven is irrevent! Seven is Horrible! Make it eight! eight is perfectly symmetrical!"
Haley and Jess exchanged a bewildered look, Haley slowly pulled out another sprinkle and put it on the cupcake. "There you go, eight sprinkles"
-insert awesome name- looked at it, then at Haley, he grinned "Now you eat it"
She gave him a disgusted look "no thanks, I don't like vanilla" and threw it behind her
"Why'd you throw the perfect cupcake away? Now you must die"
He put his finger on the trigger
"Goodbye"
do you like it? it's a little long, I know.
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