Main Character - "I'm a 200-pound valet."
Second Character - "Well, count your blessings. You could be wearing a red suit and ringing a bell in front of Macy's."
Main Character - "And you could be a waiter at Trader Vic's."
Second Character - "Hey, it's not Christmas where I am. I mean, when I am. It's the middle of July."
(this pet is the second character)
I doubt anyone will get this, I'm convinced I'm only one on the whole of CS who has seen this xD
Anyway, this is my favorite character from an older show(1989-1993); it is a really good series, I encourage all who enjoy sci-fi to watch it <3