Doctor : "Please point to the middle of the E ... Do you have it by now? Make sure you've found the middle, and that you're not pointing to either side ... Nero?"
Nero : "Hold up, I'm still trying to find this E you're talking about."
This was my fifth visit to the eye doctor this month. My right eye is so messed up that I've had to trial several custom contacts before we found one I could properly see out of - and even then it was a 'close enough' sort of deal. The doctor tested me to see what my dominant eye was - she thought it was my right but my archery instructor said it was my left - and had me point to this giant E on the wall. Only thing was, I didn't have my contacts in at the time, and couldn't even find the E 'cause my eyesight is just so bad.
Nero has to wear contacts too ~ so I used him for the sketch