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*Snarl* *Growl* Welcome to APERTURE SCIENCE LABORATORIES! Our extra cores have been... Acting up... and we are putting them up for adoption! "Fish shaped volatile organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment." Just pick one out and sign this contract! "Hey, look at THAT thing! No, that other thing." Acting up... a lot... "SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!!" "Do you have a gun? 'Cause I should really have a gun. What is that thing you're holding?" "In 1948, at the request of a dying boy, baseball legend Babe Ruth ate seventy-five hot dogs, then died of hot dog poisoning."

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