: Waaahhh! I can't advertising! 
Well, this is the plushie for you! Introducing Advertising Plushies!
Advertising Plushies do all the work for you. All you need to do is...
1. Pull the plushies designated tail.
2. Tell the plushie how, where, and what the advertising product is.
3. Sit back and relax, as now you're advertising to the world by a little plushie!
Now with 5 DIFFERENT WAYS to advertise!
Order now for just 2 payments of 19.99$!
(NOTE: THIS IS ACTUALLY NOT FOR SALE, THIS IS A JOKE.
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