its wooden armor protects it from jerkwad attacks.
its corks protect it from hearing unnecessary insults.
its mask protects it from reading hateful propaganda.
it has a painted clay heart on either buttcheek, one transflag and one gayflag, and they psychically seek out the rude people that would needlessly hurt abnorms so that it can chase them down and sit its big rhino but on them, smothering them with its lovey magical buttcheek hearts while it forces them to look at motivational posters.
addi loves you.
Adalmaerki has been adopted by geirmundi on tumblr.







