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This lovely boy's quite interesting... Whoever tells me the funniest joke and most interesting fact (both CS safe of course) wins! There will be an RU prize!

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[hamgehamge]

Username:
Fionna&Cake
Name:
Carratcotta
Gender:
Female
Base:
Palomino
Spots:
Tan
Rarity:
Common
Joke:
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."
The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me." The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
Factoid:
Did you know that cashews grow on the bottom of a cashew apple?

[bantry bay]

Username:
Brightheart's Fury

Name:
Incognito

Gender:
Female

Base:
Palomino

Spots:
Tan

Rarity:
Common

Joke:
"Have you ever been hunting?"
Yes.
"When?"
When I was 6.
"When you were 6?"
Yes. For Easter eggs.

Fact:
Goren Andergoss of Stockholm, Sweden won an unfair lawsuit against his former employer, the Swedish bank Rikksbanken and was awarded the equivalent of $100,000.00. He sued someone for farting. The guilty one would not admit that they did it. Andergoss says the fart was "a mighty stinker at that." After the lawsuit, employees were warned of "farting to obviously near others."
In short? Never fart in public.

[Mid-life]

Username: Mid-life
Name: Fi
Gender: Female
Base: Palomino
Spots: Tan
Rarity: Common
Joke:
Q: Why can't you play cards in the African Savvana?
A: Because of all the CHEETAHS!
Q: What is Tiger Woods now changing his name to?
A: "LION Cheetah!"
Q: If Tiger Woods is not really a Tiger then what is he?
A: A CHEETAH!
Q: Which side of a cheetah has the most spots?
A: THE OUTSIDE!
Q: What animal is bad to sit by when you're takingg a test?
A: A cheetah.
Q: What's a cheetah running a copy machine called?
A: A copycat!
Q: Did you hear about the fat cat that lost everything trying to count cards at the casino? A: Cheetahs never prosper. Q: Where does a cheetah sleep?
A: Anywhere he wants to!
Q: What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a snowman?
A: Frost-bite!
Q: What do you get if you cross a cheetah and a sheep?
A: A polka dot sweater.
Q: What's spotted and goes round and round?
A: A cheetah in a revolving door.
Q: What does the cheetah say to his friends before they go out hunting for food ?
A: 'Let us prey.'
Q: What do you get if you cross a cheetah with a watchdog ?
A: A terrified postman !
Q: What's the difference between a cheetah and a lion ?
A: A cheetah has the mane part missing
Q: What is cheetah's favorite food ?
A: Baked beings !
Q: On which day do cheetah eat people ?
A: Chewsday !
Q: Why don't cheetahs like fast food?
A: Because they can't catch it!
Q: Why do cheetahs always eat raw meat?
A: Because they don't know how to cook.

I had to ;'D

Fact:
Namibia is the African country which is most strongly-associated with cheetah. In 2005, there was thought to be around 3,000 cheetah in Namibia – making the nation the cheetah capital of the world.
James Christie writes for African safari specialists Safari Consultants.
Safari Consultants can organise a tailor-made safari in Namibia – a great place to see cheetah in their natural environment.

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