[Booper~Dooper]

What is it? Where is it? Why do they want it?
I don't know. All I know is that they have it. And there's no telling what they might do with it.

-Suspense-
I have no idea what this is. I just got bored one day. So, here it is. Maybe i'll write a story about it someday. But for now, it's just... a thing.

[Username Unknown]

I like it.
(but for the idea and your description, )

All I could think of was the beginning of an art museum heist movie. A comedy movie.