After hitting, throwing, burning, and even stabbing the alarm clock refused
to stop beeping. So, eventually he reached a mutual agreement with it. Malakai
would quit trying to destroy the alarm clock, and it would continue to beep only
until he was fully awake. However, it would not stop anytime before then, and
Mal would have to wake up at the time the alarm clock chose. Whether that be
at 9am, 6am, 4am, or any other given time. That would leave him to be late,
tired, or on time, depending on when the alarm went off.
Oh, how Malakai wish he could break that one thing that completely tortured his life,
but after countless times of him trying to destroy it or get rid of it somewhere outside
his house, it somehow always came back to his nightstand completely unharmed the next
morning. At times he wished he knew who gave him this evil alarm clock in the first place,
but he was always too tired to remember. There was no way out of it. The alarm clock would
choose when to wake him, he would wake up at the given time, and that would be that.
And it would always be like that, for the rest of eternity.
Or, at least until Malakai figured out how to adjust the settings.
A long time ago I made this joke about Mal never being able to get his alarm clock to work right...so I thought this would be appropriate for the challenge.
So have this doodle and stuff
to stop beeping. So, eventually he reached a mutual agreement with it. Malakai
would quit trying to destroy the alarm clock, and it would continue to beep only
until he was fully awake. However, it would not stop anytime before then, and
Mal would have to wake up at the time the alarm clock chose. Whether that be
at 9am, 6am, 4am, or any other given time. That would leave him to be late,
tired, or on time, depending on when the alarm went off.
Oh, how Malakai wish he could break that one thing that completely tortured his life,
but after countless times of him trying to destroy it or get rid of it somewhere outside
his house, it somehow always came back to his nightstand completely unharmed the next
morning. At times he wished he knew who gave him this evil alarm clock in the first place,
but he was always too tired to remember. There was no way out of it. The alarm clock would
choose when to wake him, he would wake up at the given time, and that would be that.
And it would always be like that, for the rest of eternity.
Or, at least until Malakai figured out how to adjust the settings.
A long time ago I made this joke about Mal never being able to get his alarm clock to work right...so I thought this would be appropriate for the challenge.
So have this doodle and stuff

























