I've gone completely and utterly insane. Never play Cookie Clicker.
"Why?" You may ask.
All I have to say is..
"Much cookie,
Much Grandma,
Very Time Machine,
So Antimatter Condenser."
That's all you have to know why not to play it.
Don't do it.
You'll end up like me.
And you do not want that.
If you have it up, shut it off right now. I know what your going to do after you read this. Your going to Google Cookie Clicker and ruin your whole life.
Don't do it, I'm telling you.
Just don't.
I've already ruined two people's lifes. Don't be the next.
"Why?" You may ask.
All I have to say is..
"Much cookie,
Much Grandma,
Very Time Machine,
So Antimatter Condenser."
That's all you have to know why not to play it.
Don't do it.
You'll end up like me.
And you do not want that.
If you have it up, shut it off right now. I know what your going to do after you read this. Your going to Google Cookie Clicker and ruin your whole life.
Don't do it, I'm telling you.
Just don't.
I've already ruined two people's lifes. Don't be the next.


