I know these are Pit-bull lines, but lets just pretend it's a Labrador like mine, Wasabi...
My dog Wasabi is really overweight. We always call him stupid and stuff, but he isn't. He's actually smart than my fit, trim dog and will sit if you say 'sit' and will lay down if you say 'lay down.' If he weren't so lazy, he could actually do some cool tricks. He's just a big sweetie that loves to be pet. <3
Still, we're most likely to blame something on him than on my other pets, even though they were probably the ones who convinced him to do it. My cat is secretly evil, my other dog probably enjoys watching him get punished, and my kitten is just stupid. (He's the kind of kitten that will roll off the couch while playing with a toy or will run across the kitchen tile, then realize he can't stop and crash into the stove.)








