[Siberian]

//announcer// Now introducing: ACTUAL BLAND CHICKEN. The dull, dry, bland flavor you love when you bite in to chicken. Now, with 2% more bland flavor than any other food object you've ever eaten. BUY NOW.

Let's not talk about lemons. Because apparently to Nameless, they taste like chicken.
Remember kids: When life gives you lemons, stare at them for a few moments while you ponder over what the meaning of life could possibly be, and then slowly set them down somewhere, preferably far away from any civilization. Then, bury them. Back away slowly, and try to forget that life ever gave you... wait, life gave you something? What were we talking about, again? Oh, well. Now back to our regularly scheduled bland-chicken programming. //end announcer//

[~Tornado~]

*huggles nameless* this is hilarious how do you think of things like this XD

[Evil Muffin Overlord]

Poor Nameless. He's a ghost? What'd you expect? XD

[Siberian]

Ha, well thank you. ^^
And, Tornado, allow me to quote myself from a PM that occurred a few days ago, with a good friend of mine.

My mind just randomly combusts and cracks and a bunch of rainbow magic thoughts just pour out all over the place which usually results in an idea or a drawing. Or in this case, explaining the origins of Santa Claus

Of course, just ignore that last sentence. That has nothing to do with the current explanation.

[Kelaidochrome]

Lmao. Gold. -hugs Nameless- I am not a child but I LOVE hugs :3

[~Tornado~]

well that explains it XD I want to hear you origin story of santa clause

[lex]

when life gives you lemons make apple juice bland chicken and life will be all like 'whuuuut?'
-ben, 1st period

[Kelaidochrome]

I saw BEN and thought you meant the creepypasta, I was all like 'OMG BEN DROWNED' then I read the rest and was like "... DANGIT!"

Also, FMA for life, bro.

[Kiraeagle]

i love the picture in your signature!!

[karinaisab]

Remember kids: When life gives you lemons, stare at them for a few moments while you ponder over what the meaning of life could possibly be, and then slowly set them down somewhere, preferably far away from any civilization. Then, bury them. Back away slowly, and try to forget that life ever gave you... wait, life gave you something? What were we talking about, again? //end announcer//

Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR **** LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE? Demand to see life's manager! Make life RUE the day it thought it could give CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon, that burns your house down! "Cough cough"

Well played, the both of you Nameless is hilarious XD