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The Ape's Daily Omens
The ape gives a prophecy each day. Read it Here!
Me Want Banana
Go Get Banana
Or Else there be big explosion!
Ape's Horoscope Of The Day
A great obstacle will come your way today
Prevent By Offering Me A Banana

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Question: Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Username: < Elphaba >

Question: Three men went to a hotel to rent a room, the cost of the room was $30. Each man paid $10 to the bellboy and proceeded to their room. After a little while the bellboy realized that there was a special on rooms that night and the price for the men's room should have been $25. On his way to the men's room to give them back $5, he was puzzled how he was going to split $5 as he had no change. He decided he would give them each $1 and keep the remaining $2 for himself. So each man originally paid $10, but after the bellboy gave each man $1 back, each man paid $9.
9 x 3 = $27 plus the $2 the bellboy put in his pocket equals $29. The original price for the room was $30. Where did the last dollar go?

Offering For Ape: 100 bananas = extra life