(-NOTE- I found a photograph of a critter like this on the internet one day and I still have no idea what on earth they are, so I'm going to make up my own info for them.)

Hi there! I'm Liam Buzzworth! Nice ta meet ya!
Oh, these guys here? I'm swamped with 'em! Would you like to adopt one? They're super friendly!
Just fill out the form with whichever one catches your fancy!
What are they? Why, I have no idea. I just call 'em Fuzbies 'cause it's cute.
They average about three inches long and, like bees, work in hive communities.
Unlike bees, these guys have no stinger and are perfectly harmless! As they taste foul, they have very few natural predators, and the honey they make is inedible to anyone except by them, unless you cook it right.
They're pretty low-maintenance, so pretty much anyone with access to a flower garden can take care of one!
Rules and stuffUp to three per person.
If you no longer want to keep yours, just let me know.
Be nice, no complaining, no spam, etc.
If you know what these creatures are actually called, and anything else about them, please let me know!