[Bitley]

☀ A Teacup Cat is a creature with soft fur and a hand-like appendage on the end of it's tail. Large balls of fluff grow on it's ears and tail, and they always have a bell attached to their neck. They grow to be about the size of a small housecat, and enjoy eating sweets and pastries. While they are extremely friendly animals and make wonderful pets, they have very sharp teeth and will bite if provoked.

To win this Teacup cat, post the worst joke you know! This ends on the 7th! Good luck!

[Pepper Steak]

Joke: You know, I was once in a coma too. Except it was in my feet. It was called coma-TOES.

[ShikyoOkami]

Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
It was in tents!

[Chrissy]

When two angels meet, what do they say to each other?

Halo!

[luvarien]

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

[get scared]

worst pick-up line (a joke me and my friends played xD)

A tall onyx-haired boy walks over to a shorter brunette, easily starting a conversation with them and flooding them with flattering compliments. The tall boy's blonde friend, who's now severely jealous, tries to do the same. He turns and looks around, spotting a random girl and walking over. The girl looks up, bright blue eyes glittering in what he labeled as anticipation. "So..." the blonde began, shifting uncomfortably. "You're a girl."

No freaking duh.

The end <3~
Yes, this seriously happened to a few friends and I xD

[Bitley]

The winner is: Pepper Steak

(I'm pretty sure that was the LAMEST joke I've ever heard. I', always up for a good pun.)

Congrats! :>

[Pepper Steak]

The winner is: Pepper Steak

(I'm pretty sure that was the LAMEST joke I've ever heard. I', always up for a good pun.)

Congrats! :>

Yes! Thanks a bunch! I will forever treasure this Teacup cat! Who woulda thought lame puns would help me one day. XD