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Razor was a waste of time, so maybe you could see if ORION could do something ADORABLE, which is your quest. You find the second color of the rainbow sitting on the COUCH eating BURNT POPCORN. It's a strange habit of his, Orion tends to BURN his FOOD before he eats it. Well, what could go wrong? You simply repeat the question you asked Razor, but instead of receiving the ADORABLENESS you seek, you discover that Orion has been DESTROYING THE TOWN while you've been away. Almost immediately POLICE invade your home and ARREST THE ORANGE ONE. Imminently you receive VARIOUS PHONE CALLS regarding LAWSUITS and OTHER VARIOUS RELATED LEGAL ISSUES. You've never really been good at this stuff. You are still a kid, after all. Later you should probably draw up a really good LAWYER, and probably also a very generous MILLIONAIRE. It looks as though Orion will be spending a few nights in the slammer until you get this problem solved. You should probably lock your doors when you leave from now on. This has wasted a lot more time then it did with Razor, and you are still Lacking the ADORABLE FACES you so dearly seek to see. You better return to your quest and go down the list of colors.
(c) me
Razor was a waste of time, so maybe you could see if ORION could do something ADORABLE, which is your quest. You find the second color of the rainbow sitting on the COUCH eating BURNT POPCORN. It's a strange habit of his, Orion tends to BURN his FOOD before he eats it. Well, what could go wrong? You simply repeat the question you asked Razor, but instead of receiving the ADORABLENESS you seek, you discover that Orion has been DESTROYING THE TOWN while you've been away. Almost immediately POLICE invade your home and ARREST THE ORANGE ONE. Imminently you receive VARIOUS PHONE CALLS regarding LAWSUITS and OTHER VARIOUS RELATED LEGAL ISSUES. You've never really been good at this stuff. You are still a kid, after all. Later you should probably draw up a really good LAWYER, and probably also a very generous MILLIONAIRE. It looks as though Orion will be spending a few nights in the slammer until you get this problem solved. You should probably lock your doors when you leave from now on. This has wasted a lot more time then it did with Razor, and you are still Lacking the ADORABLE FACES you so dearly seek to see. You better return to your quest and go down the list of colors.
(c) me
