"Everything is better with a hamster."
~Me
Ever since the human race was created by god or monkeys, whichever you believe in, hamsters have always been their loyal companions. hamsters are sweet and kind once they are handtrained. Why, hamsters fought their tiny little heads off with Richard the Lionhearted, blazed trails with hamster and human pioneers, and helped vote for the presidents. Neil Armstrong was inspired by his two hamsters, who somehow spoke to him in their actions. J.K. Rowling and Suzanne Collins were inspired by hamsters, as was Stephanie Meyer and James Patterson. Hamsters have made their mark on the world. Don't forget: Everything is better with a hamster!
Warning: The things said in the previous paragraph have not been proven correct. They may be wrong, but only the historical part and the famous people part. But it is true that everything IS better with a hamster.