Username: muens
Name: Grynt
Gender: Stallion
Age: 5 years
Story: I wanted to do it as an inner monologue...hope that's okay.
There she is. You've got this. She's not the prettiest doe you've seen. Not even with her eyes and-STOP. Just go for it...now. Perfect! Tail up, head high. Great! She's...SHE'S LOOKING THIS WAY! Run! Wait-we're good. Okay, give the eyes! She's not paying attention...say something. "Hey." Too forward? "I mean, sorry." Don't apologize! She's...giggling? Keep going! "Did you hear the one about the frog?" Not jokes! "Wait-nevermind." You blew it. What's she-? SHE LICKED YOUR CHEEK! There's no resisting this charm. You just...farted. And there she goes. Whatever, she wasn't even pretty.
*I think I just barely fit that into 100 words. That was difficult! Haha.