How can we help you if basically all of us can't go to your house to see the cat? ![Eh :/](./images/smilies/icon_eh.gif)
Whoops . Okay... Here's a joke! A dude walks into a diner, followed by an ostrich. He ordered a steak and a slice of cherry pie. So did the ostrich. Then the dude pulled the exact amount of $ out of his pocket. The next day, he came in with his ostrich and ordered two cheese pizzas. And so did the ostrich. Again, the man pulled out exact change. "Mister," The waitress said," Why do you have an ostrich?"
"Well," Said the man,"A couple years back I rubbed a vase, and a genie came out. I wished that I would have exact change for everything I wanted to buy."
"And the ostrich?" The waitress asked.
"Well, I also wished for a tall chick with a big butt who agrees with everything I say."
![Laughing :lol:](./images/smilies/icon_lol.gif)
Found it on the internet.