Bat Smoothie! Try this amazing refreshment today at a Bat Smoothie store near you!
Warning!Bat smoothie is not recommended for humans, birds, dogs, cats, horses, or any other living creature. Side effects may include:
Growing Extra limbs
Laser vision
Toxic breath
Growth spurts to irregular heights
and other horrid problems
Bat Smoothie is best used when you do not touch, look at, or go near this 'drink'. Thinking about Bat Smoothie is also a very bad idea and should be avoided. If the bottle talks to you, RUN!
Enjoy!
~|... Katilaster Omni Glow ...|~




