[Casifer]

Hater: YOU SUCK
Lover: You look pretty today
Hater: YOU ARE UGLY
Lover: Need help carrying your books?
Hater: ~throws lovers books on floor~
Lover: you no what, i like your hair.
Hater: you make me wan BARF!
Lover: .-. Okay thats it " buddy" * Ties anvil to head and throws in quicksand * " Have a wonderful day" .-.
ByStander: O.O
Lover: ~Looks at bystander~
Bystander: UHHH YOUR HAIR IS PRETTY!! ~races away scared~
Lover: You bet it is.