Shark Week is finally here on Discovery Channel! (WOO!)
I love Shark Week, but I always feel bad for the sharks. People say they are dangerous, predatory beasts, but you know what I think? I think they're just lonely. They try to give people hugs, but the people always freak out and swim away and even punch the poor shark in the nose! So the sad little sharks go off and cry, and that's why the ocean is so salty!
It's a proven scientific fact that the salt in the ocean comes from the tears of poor misunderstood sharks who just want to cuddle!
(noitreallyisnt...)
Poor sharks... All they ever wanted was a few hugs...
I love Shark Week, but I always feel bad for the sharks. People say they are dangerous, predatory beasts, but you know what I think? I think they're just lonely. They try to give people hugs, but the people always freak out and swim away and even punch the poor shark in the nose! So the sad little sharks go off and cry, and that's why the ocean is so salty!
It's a proven scientific fact that the salt in the ocean comes from the tears of poor misunderstood sharks who just want to cuddle!
Poor sharks... All they ever wanted was a few hugs...












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