[AustrianAce]

Fill out this form to adopt, joke that makes me laugh the hardest wins! XD

Code: Select all

Owner:
Name of Kaluna:
Gender:
Height: 13hh
Age:
Joke:

Owner: thunderstorm76
Name of Kaluna: Feather
Gender: Female
Height: 13hh
Age: 5 years
Joke: Agusto, a Mexican bandit robbed a bank. As he was trying to escape with the booty, the sheriff and his deputy chased him and tracked him down in the woods.

Agusto was handcuffed, and the sheriff, who didn't know Spanish, asked him where he had hidden the loot.

"No se nada," he replied.

The sheriff put a gun to Agusto's head, turned to his deputy who could speak Spanish as well as English, and said, "Tell him that if he doesn't disclose where the money is right now, I'll blow his head to smithereens."

On receiving the translation in Spanish, Agusto got excited and started talking. "Ya me acuerdo! Tienen que caminar tres cuadradas hasta ese gran arbol. Debajo del arbol, alli esta el dinero."

The sheriff asked the deputy, "What's he saying?"

The deputy replied, "He says he wants to die like a man."


OR

Lance, the lawyer: Have you lived in this town all your life?

Vinnie, the witness: Not yet.

L: Any suggestions as to what prevented this from being a murder trial instead of an attempted murder trial?

V: The victim lived.

V: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?

V: Yes, I have been since early childhood.

L: Did you tell your lawyer that your husband had offered you indignities?

V: He didn’t offer me anything; he just said I could have the furniture.

[white . horse]

Owner: thunderstorm76
Name of Kaluna: Feather
Gender: Female
Height: 13hh
Age: 5 years
Joke: Agusto, a Mexican bandit robbed a bank. As he was trying to escape with the booty, the sheriff and his deputy chased him and tracked him down in the woods.

Agusto was handcuffed, and the sheriff, who didn't know Spanish, asked him where he had hidden the loot.

"No se nada," he replied.

The sheriff put a gun to Agusto's head, turned to his deputy who could speak Spanish as well as English, and said, "Tell him that if he doesn't disclose where the money is right now, I'll blow his head to smithereens."

On receiving the translation in Spanish, Agusto got excited and started talking. "Ya me acuerdo! Tienen que caminar tres cuadradas hasta ese gran arbol. Debajo del arbol, alli esta el dinero."

The sheriff asked the deputy, "What's he saying?"

The deputy replied, "He says he wants to die like a man."


OR

Lance, the lawyer: Have you lived in this town all your life?

Vinnie, the witness: Not yet.

L: Any suggestions as to what prevented this from being a murder trial instead of an attempted murder trial?

V: The victim lived.

V: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?

V: Yes, I have been since early childhood.

L: Did you tell your lawyer that your husband had offered you indignities?

V: He didn’t offer me anything; he just said I could have the furniture.

[k_borr]

FOR SOME REASON, I CANT FILL OUT THE FORM.....

[AustrianAce]

I don't know why... are you on your phone or ipod?
Here, just select and copy this:

Owner:
Name of Kaluna:
Gender:
Height: 13hh
Age:
Joke:

[white . horse]

:O I hope no one takes this one! I loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeee her!

[AustrianAce]

Well, since no one else is posting, i will give her to you Just a word of warning though; the limit is 6 and you have already filled out forms for three and gotten this one and another one So now you have 2 Kaluna's and you might get a third

[white . horse]

Well, since no one else is posting, i will give her to you Just a word of warning though; the limit is 6 and you have already filled out forms for three and gotten this one and another one So now you have 2 Kaluna's and you might get a third

I am aware of the rules, but thank you for reminding me

[AustrianAce]

kk I just didn't want you to be sad if i made one you really liked and then you wouldn't be able to get it