"ALRIGHT! THAT'S IT!"
The paw came down; Eridan released a squawk, the sound a combined noise of surprise and pain as his chin was forcibly shoved into the ground. Sollux yelped, hurriedly slamming on his breaks mid-charge, narrowly avoiding crashing into the troll who had suddenly materialized between the two.
"I have had it with you two!" Karkat snapped, glaring murderously into startled red and blue eyes, ignoring the whimpers and pathetic 'oww' noises coming from the sea-troll he had just curb-stomped. "Your constant bickering is seriously wearing on my last nerves, and it's about god-dang time someone did something about it!"
Sollux blinked rapidly, eyes flickering from his friendleader to the arch-rival said friendleader was currently pinning to the ground. "...uhm..what exthactly are you planning?" He inquired slowly, not sure what to expect when it came to Karkat.
"Since you morons can't seem to agree on a quadrant, clearly you need someone to friggen monitor your relationship until you do." Karkat growled.
"....are you offering to auspiticide for us?" Eridan inquired, eyes crossing as he attempted to look up at his leader - all he managed to see was the short-tempered troll's paw.
"My god! Ampora actually figured something out! It's a miracle! Someone call Gamzee, we're having a sopor pie party tonight!" Karkat rolled his eyes in annoyance; Sollux fluffed out.
"What!? No! I have abtholutely no interetht in filling any quadrant with Ampora!" He denied loudly, not even attempting to hide the disgust in his voice. "He'th the motht repulthive exthample of trollian kind I have ever had the mithfortune of knowing!"
Karkat wrinkled his nose in disdain. "Captor, we all know you have a major hate for Ampora; no need to rub it so blatantly in our faces." He deadpanned; Sollux looked properly indignant at the implication, but Karkat didn't give him any time to deny it. "That being said, your statement seems to imply you think I care about what you think; which, by the way, I do not. Suck it up. Until you two idiots agree on a god dang quadrant, I'm assigning you one."
"Welcome to Ashenhood, wrigglers. Please enjoy your stay."
"Wwe wwill~!"
"I hate my life tho much."
The paw came down; Eridan released a squawk, the sound a combined noise of surprise and pain as his chin was forcibly shoved into the ground. Sollux yelped, hurriedly slamming on his breaks mid-charge, narrowly avoiding crashing into the troll who had suddenly materialized between the two.
"I have had it with you two!" Karkat snapped, glaring murderously into startled red and blue eyes, ignoring the whimpers and pathetic 'oww' noises coming from the sea-troll he had just curb-stomped. "Your constant bickering is seriously wearing on my last nerves, and it's about god-dang time someone did something about it!"
Sollux blinked rapidly, eyes flickering from his friendleader to the arch-rival said friendleader was currently pinning to the ground. "...uhm..what exthactly are you planning?" He inquired slowly, not sure what to expect when it came to Karkat.
"Since you morons can't seem to agree on a quadrant, clearly you need someone to friggen monitor your relationship until you do." Karkat growled.
"....are you offering to auspiticide for us?" Eridan inquired, eyes crossing as he attempted to look up at his leader - all he managed to see was the short-tempered troll's paw.
"My god! Ampora actually figured something out! It's a miracle! Someone call Gamzee, we're having a sopor pie party tonight!" Karkat rolled his eyes in annoyance; Sollux fluffed out.
"What!? No! I have abtholutely no interetht in filling any quadrant with Ampora!" He denied loudly, not even attempting to hide the disgust in his voice. "He'th the motht repulthive exthample of trollian kind I have ever had the mithfortune of knowing!"
Karkat wrinkled his nose in disdain. "Captor, we all know you have a major hate for Ampora; no need to rub it so blatantly in our faces." He deadpanned; Sollux looked properly indignant at the implication, but Karkat didn't give him any time to deny it. "That being said, your statement seems to imply you think I care about what you think; which, by the way, I do not. Suck it up. Until you two idiots agree on a god dang quadrant, I'm assigning you one."
"Welcome to Ashenhood, wrigglers. Please enjoy your stay."
"Wwe wwill~!"
"I hate my life tho much."
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