[mandalorian]

-- piper is the kind of mom who wears "i gave birth to the BEST police officer. yes, she bought me this shirt" shirts, just so u know

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oh lord, penny would get so mad at her if she dared wear a shirt like that anywhere in public, lmao

[mandalorian]

-- piper laughs in the distance. penny can't escape. piper will shower her with love. she will.

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penny would ensure that there is a big, bloody "accident" coming piper's way.
nobody embarrasses penny.
she embarrasses herself too much already with her constant fits and psychotic behaviour lmao

[mandalorian]

-- oh man, imagine penny just getting fed up and swinging a punch at piper, only to realize her mother was literally teaching taylor how to fight back and getting her fist grabbed and then just FLIPPED OVER and piper's like "okie sweetie wanna try that again? :)"

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that'd be great lol
penny's a bit too much of a momma's girl to try that on her, though. she'd throw punches at pretty much anyone else, even violet, heck, I could even see her punching mike or noah if she deemed it appropriate for the situation, but not piper.
but I can 100% see penny passive-aggressively filling piper's shampoo bottle with Nair and manically cackling as she hears piper screaming about her hair all suddenly falling out.