Ask a stupid Question get a stupid answer V.2

[balloon,]

because i have no life.

what is distance x time?

[kaia.kiten]

Sweet bananas!

Uuuhhh...how many bananas do i need to make apple pie?

[notactive]

enough to rule the planet potato
why is it that the computer cannot computer the idea of computers computering?

[scarecrowz]

Cause it can

Do you fart?

[akamatsu]

Yes because the fart is made from my food and why won't I want to smell my food?

Do you like emojis?

[theia]

E-MOOOO-JIIISSS AAARRREEE GGGGRRRRREEEEEAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT lol jk, jk again, jk again, jk (for reals this time)

what is chicken smoothie?

[UncleBensRice]

A dog food site!

What am I doing with my life?

[birdsarentreal]

Secretly training gummy bears to hypnotize the world and make you the supreme lord of earth, of course!

Why are ducks purple?

[kaia.kiten]

Purple?! Thought they were Pink!

What is food?

[nz rox]

The greatest of weapons master Greed has bestowed upon the people. It is the mortal enemy of humans and humans and chickens yet it acts innocent. You never see it coming only when it is too late. Beware the enemy. The enemy known as food.
edit: wow that legit made no sense. it wasn't even grammatically correct. sorry folks.

Why did I just eat that building?