"You know, Goyle, using the potty is not so bad. I don't know why I was afraid of it all those years. I think I was concerned about falling in, but I have found that if I climb on top of the potty and I put one foot on either side of the potty hole rim, and get a firm footing, I'm actually quite safe. And you know, using the potty is a great time to socialize! You simply look over to the stall next to you, and you say, have a right chat with your neighbor. 'Oh, hello there, good sir. First time using the potty, too, eh? Good luck, my man.' Then you simply squat, like so, and I do my business... in my diaper as usual... and then I undo the side latches, and let the diaper simply fall into the potty. Yes, father will hear of this."
~Draco Malfoy (very potter musical)