Write a Letter You Cannot Send

[Dear.Kali]

Dear J,
wth is wrong with you?! You accuse me of cheating on you with R, then I find out you were cheating on me with that h*ebag with the same name as me! No wonder I wanna change my name! Then in 9th grade, I forgave you and asked you out again & you said "Not yet." Then one day I look up to see you kissing and hugging another girl!! Then you were told to choose, and you chose her! Then every time I bring it up you start saying "It's in the past! It's over now! Why you gotta bring it up?!" & you get mad cuz I didn't forgive you. So I said you could still talk to me, & you thought we were immediately going to be best friends. No. It doesn't work that way. Then you constantly stared at me last semester and got mad when I said something about it. We're a bit better friends now, but you whine like a baby every time I bring our past up. Then Friday you sit next to me in Geometry and kept rubbing my leg like we're dating or something. No, never happening. You better hope I don't tell BJ because whether him and I are dating or not, you know he's possessive, and you know he'll beat your a*s. He's still mad you called me a wh*re last year. So just watch your back b*tch.

Sincerely, D

[clifford]

Dear H_____,
Don't try and deny what you done. Even you know what you've done. I could tell on you right this minute if I wanted. But I'm not a tell-tale. You did ALL those things to me and I never told once. Why can't you see that? You could at least try be nice back. But I guess I should've noticed you're too dumb to notice, because up until Friday you never knew water was in tea. Oh well.

-Me.

[Mrs.NiallHoran]

Dear E___,
I am in love with you. You may not know, but i think about you all the time. I'll admit, it wasnt love at first sight, but now i love you more than i ever thought i would. i dont know if you like me, or C_____, but i hope its me you like. you and i have so much in common, and i dont care if my friends laugh, because you are crazy, and proud of it, just like me. There is a song by Taylor Swift, called Sparks Fly, which i think is very similar to this situation. I hope this doesnt ruin our friendship.
Love,
D____

[revenmoore]

Dear Aunt,

To quote Dr. Cox: "You make me want to kill myself and everyone around me."
Yup, that about sums it up.
Honestly, you treat people like your doormats. So I guess you got bored hanging out with me so you went and found someone else? Hell I don't care if you hang out with Montana, I love her to death. But it bugs me that you guys ignore me. You guilt tripped her into staying the night at your house and now she's freaking living with you? That's so so so so stupid, I really can't even understand what the hell is wrong with the both of you. Honestly, I don't think there's a half a brain cell between the two of you. I really just want to turn her against you so badly. I mean you are THIRTY-FOUR. yup thirty four not sixteen you idiot. You are also kind of a horrible person, I mean you've cheated on your husband twice and you try to turn people against everyone else. I would know, since you tried to do it to me. But then again, that's probably why you gave up on me since I'm just not good enough and you can't mold me to be just like you. Well that's a good thing. I may be a self-centered, selfish, sarcastic, mean, bitch, but I am not like you nor will I ever be. Honestly, I don't know how my grandmother could have had something as sick and demented as you. To be honest, I think you were spawned not born. Ugh, I wish I could tell you all of this, and I should. I mean, you need to know how much I hate you right now. I'm tired of forgiving people so easy. I'm tired of pretending. I want to tell you exactly what I think of you but I can't because I'm a coward. So I'll hide behind my computer screen ranting about you. Enjoy the rest of your empty, useless life I guess. I want to be done with everything to do with you. Stop lying to me, stop talking to me, go away.

No love,
Your very pissy niece

[SeddieDeer]

Dear M.
I really, Really miss you. Counting down the days...two months? I love you like a sister and its hard for me <3
Love,
me. <3

[.Apocalypse.]

Dear WeightWatchers,

"Because it works" Is the worst slogan ever. BE CREATIVE!

Sincerely,
.Apocalypse.

[river1999]

Dear 1D publicists,

Hello. I heard you don't like the boys dating. That's stupid! They deserve love. People have said you have tried to get Liam and Louis to break up with their GFs. That's horrible. And now, your trying to keep Niall, Harry and Zayn from even dating. You guys make me so mad. Think about what the boys want, okay?

Love,
Kat

[viviyan]

Dear Wifi,

Stupic thing! You know not to run out on my while I'm on CS! And don't even try pulling another 'run out of Internet' prank on me again! Like at whatshernames place? You made me worried since the Internet was only just refilled. And yesterday, the warning symbol on my laptop for no connection popped up. Scared me, it did! Why can't people invent a warning system for low wifi Internet? Anyway, stop suddenly running out of Internet! Like on Easter, too! Just. STOP. It!

From, Wifi hater,

Nightpelt 1906

[mal du pays]

Dear school,

GO AWAY.

Love,

Claude Faustus.

[viviyan]

(another one I forgot to type XP)

Dear unknown people,

S___ Told me what you did. She told me that you basically tortured her. It wasn't just one or two people, she said EVERY time she changed schools, more bullies would come. she kept having to change schools over and over again. but luckily she came to my school. You can't get her now, Jerks! Don't deny it, she told me on the bus to electives. You morons, you have no heart, forcing her out of every school she went to. If I ever friggin find out who you are.... Run. Because what's worse, I'm learning archery.

From someone who is VERY mad,

Nightpelt 1906