Welcome Home! {Homestuck RP Accepting}

[~The Far East~]

AG: Well Dave is stupid.
AG: He's a douche8ag.
AG: And yes, it do lose at some things.
AG: 8ut it's highly unlikely.

[Crookedscissors]

EB:I agree, sometimes he can be a complete douche
EB:but other times he.....
EB:Isn't
EB:So if I had one more of everything that you have, would I win in a...
EB:Luck
EB:Battle?xD

[~The Far East~]

AG: Dave's still a douche8ag to me.
AG: He has never not 8een a douche8ag to me.
AG: I'm not sure if that last sentence even makes sense.
AG: I think so...
AG: I'm not too sure a8out that.
AG: I've never met someone who has one more of everything I have.
AG: If I did, I would 8e a8le to tell you.

[Crookedscissors]

EB:I don't mean like, just one more
EB:one or more?
EB:Has that ever happened.

[~The Far East~]

AG: Nope.
AG: No8ody's interested in the stuff I have.
AG: If they were, they would have some luck!
AG: And 8ad things wouldn't happen to them.
AG: w8 that would 8e a disadvantage for me.

[Crookedscissors]

EB:where did u get the stuff?
EB:is there like some alien guy that gave it to you?

[~The Far East~]

AG: Haha no, not at all.
AG: I found it.
AG: Using my ancestor's journal.
AG: It was buried in the ground.
AG: Like treasure.
AG: My ancestor was a pirate ::::)

[Crookedscissors]

EB:Wow, it sounds like your ancestor was awesome...
EB: A pirate?
EB:WOW thats really really cool!=D

[~The Far East~]

AG: Yes, I know. ::::)
AG: I learnt everything I know just 8y reading her journal.
AG: I 8elieve she was the 8est ancestor.
AG: Although other trolls would question that.
AG: Do you have an ancestor John?

[Crookedscissors]

EB:Well I have my grandma
EB:She was really cool
EB:I come from a line of pranksters:B