Dear Noobcake by Xialburg (Updates Every Other Weekend)

[Terra Dragon]

((Wow... great... Just bookmarking here! That dirty cheater Pastel and Heidi.... *eats their faces*))

[Karl Marx]

this is awesome!bookmarking for now!

[Al the Dalek]

Dear Noobcake.

I think I will die. My heart feels like it has been ripped out. Beauty...her name made my head spinning with confusement. What was going on?!
Jr. rocketed into my room. Has that kid ever learned what personal space means?!
No wait he hasn't. He's a month old and just got into preschool, dur. He has jelly alllllll over his paws.
Of course he clambers up on to my lap where I was sitting.
I was going to shove him off. Ewww my fur...so stickyyyyy. But I knew I'd get in trouble. Grrr.
"Story, Falbur, story!" he trilled.
Yes. He can't say Xialburg.He calls me Falbur. At least he's close.
I looked down at him. He is light green now with faint green swirls around his yellow eyes. Green and yellow...like someone didn't flush and then someone had asparagus...
Well that's a pleasant thought to have around a toddler.
"I'll tell you a story, Greenbutt," I said. The kid wasn't insulted. It was his name after all.
"There once was a princess," I said. "And a prince."
"Was the prince green?!" said Jr. eagerly, his eyes wide. "Notcoolifnotgreeeeeeen!!!!"
I smiled. "Yes, he was green. Well, the princess was very beautiful, and many, not green princes," (Jr. stuck his little tongue out at that) "Tried to get her to marry them. But the princess said no."
"Yay, prinnycess!" cheered Jr.
"Well one day the prince of the next land came over, and they talked. The princess liked talking, not just the roses and the presents."
"I like presents," Jr. pointed out.
"But you're not a princess," I laughed.
"Prinnycess!" Jr. insisted.
"Well, one day, the princess's evil cousin," (Jr. gasped with horror) "Came, and didn't want her cousin to marry, or even be nice to boys. So she spread lies about the prince, and he was thrust out of the kingdom."
I stopped. Jr. blinked. He started bouncing up and down. "Tell me the rest Falbur tell me the rest!"
I faltered. "I don't know the rest."
Jr. gave me an expression I never expected on such a young face. "Finish story tomorrow Falbur, idiot."
I smiled. Yes. I had taught him all he knew.
Jr. leaped away, and tumbled out of the door, leaving jelly paw prints on my floor and my front.
I paused. I didn't know how the story would end. Because before I knew it, I had been telling a story about me and Beauty...and Heidi.
Suddenly, a red form with stitches and button eyes loomed outside my window.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGH!"
"Relax dude, you scream like a girl,' smirked Gothie, his shark teeth revealing as he slid into my open window.
'Not cool, man,' I gasped. 'You could be the cover art for that new zombie movie...'
'More like dolls come to life movies,' said Gothie, quite seriously.
I stared at him.
'I'm going to help you.' Was all he said.

AGH. Can't get Gothie's face suddenly appearing out of my head. I DO NOT SCREAM LIKE A GIRL.
See ya, Noobcake. Gotta do some stuff.

[Gatanitazul]

Bookmarking

[Al the Dalek]

Dear Noobcake,

'What the smeg, Gothie?!' I yelped.
Gothie sat down in one of my chairs, grinning at me again.
I wish he would stop.
I wish he would never start.
'Everything about you is girly,' he sniggered. I was surprised and offended.
Surprised because Gothie sort of laughed.
Offended because he said I was girly.
'I don't know any other dude who yelps...'
'Look,' I said firmly, because I wanted to steer the conversation away from how girly Gothie thought I was. 'You said you wanted to help me?'
Gothie nodded. 'You didn't do anything to hurt Heidi's feelings that badly.'
'I know that!' I said indignantly, but Gothie wasn't finished.
'Bubbles and Love did.'
'What?!' I said. Bubbles, my brother's best friend? Love I could understand, but Bubbles?
Gothie nodded again. 'Love was visiting my step mom and dad. I don't know why she still comes over. All she does is talk on her cell phone...'
'And?!' I said impatiently. Gothie glared at me.
It was freaky.
I might have nightmares.
I'm not girly!
Silence. Then...
'I heard her on her cell phone,' Gothie said finally. 'She was talking to Bubbles. They were talking about breaking you and Beauty up.'
'Why?!' I growled. Oh, I was so ticked off now.
'Love said to Bubbles, "Okay, so you're sure it'll work?" ' With a jolt I realized he was using Love's exact voice.
And he called me girly?!
Then he continued. ' "Okay. We get Heidi upset....Good riddance she's so weird...Yeah. I know...really upset. And then she tells Beauty....Beauty gets upset too...I know...Yeah. So she breaks up with Xialburg, so I get him, and you get Beauty. Honestly Bubbles, why would you go out with her...Yeah, I guess so. See ya." '
Gothie stopped imitating Love and looked over at me. I was shaking with suppressed rage.
Oh the sneak.
Eviller than Pastel.
Are all my girlfriends evil?
Not Beauty...
And Bubbles...
I won't tell Purna.
I opened my mouth to say say something when Jr. barreled into the room.
'Falbur!' he squealed. 'More prinnycess story!'
Then he saw Gothie.
Jr. stared at Gothie.
Gothie stared back.
And then he smiled.
Jr. shrieked and scrambled out of the room.
'Thank you for traumatizing my not-brother forever.' I grumbled.

I'll write more later.
Bye Noobcake.

[Steffi.]

(Sorry to post. Bookmarking so I can keep reading. :3)

[therougecat]

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