Stalkers:
XxMoonitheWolfxX
OctoberNights
dazzler_shine
WhiteVial
kimmy1479
brambletalon89
My current characters are:
Jade
Frost(Changed name, used to be Aki)
Robot Dad
Jessiebear
Mr. Science Teacher(Minor character)
Mr. Zbopo (Minor character)
KC
Charm
Mooni's characters(Guest star):
Blu
Bloodshed
Samchii
Heart
Mr. Katscratchfever
Balloon
Thunderstrike
Drago
Cocoa
Currently I am not accepting guest stars other than Mooni, since she was my first stalker. I will be accepting auditions for the new character Tarla, who will be Charm's sister. Yeah, I know I said Charm was the last, but I need MOAR. No, I'm not going to make Frost have a crush yet, I don't think she's ready. That's nine characters and I'm going to stop at ten forever, no more guest stars except Mooni, no more new characters brought in. Below is the form you must PM me for the auditions. I would like the picture, when it says Pet's Picture, not the code. If you win, then I will send you an uncommon pet, to thank you for auditioning, and ask you for the code. You MUST give me the code BEFORE I send you the pet, so my pet doesn't go to waste if you refuse to cough up the code.
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Why this pet should get into Dear Puppehz:
Auditions end when August is here. BYE!
Hey! Stampies!
Dear Puppehz-A CS pet diary!
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Yeah, sorry it's not too good. WAAH! I'm not good at html!
Dear Puppehz,
I'm only writing in you because I'm bored. What, you? You are not alive! Just a thing! Darn, I said you again! You aren't a living being! I SAID YOU AGAIN! Now mez confused. Whatev. Anyways, I found you-this thing under the couch where this thing has been lying for twelve years ever since my mom and dad gave my sister this thing for Christmas. This is what I look like:
And my sister looks like this. She's a dog. She likes her color and says that her pink is the perfect pink-Not too pale, not too deep. I personally think she's ugly. I mean, she put on TOO much mascara! You're supposed to put it so it's delicate, long, thin lines. The way my sister puts it makes it looks like someone smudged coal on her eyebrows. Her name is Jade. Jade. I can't believe it's such a name! I mean, she's not close a color to Jade! But Jade, mom and dad love her! She's always got the perfect grades, and everyone says she's beautiful. Bleh. She's mean. I mean, I work REALLY hard and BARELY get a F. She BARELY works and she gets an A+ every time! Well, I guess I'm just texting my friends for the answers...But she doesn't even write!
My mom looks like this, she's a cat. She's way too proud of her tail. She boasts about it all day, like this: "Did you know? My tail is aqua colored, very beautiful and treasured." Way too proud. I mean, she bought a special shampoo JUST for her tail! And, "to keep her fur as shiny as the sun", she combs her tail and fur every 5 minutes! She is WAY too vain. Mom's name is Jessiebear. Based on a book she USED to like. When she was about three years old. I mean, what kind of parent names their child that? I bet they were drunk when they thought of her name. And the strange thing is, my mom actually LIKES the name. Because out of all the things she's complained about, like the Beauty Parlor snipping off too much fur, that her boss is too expecting, and that the movie ticket she bought had a chip off of it, she's NEVER complained about the name. I think my mom is crazy. Probably.
My dad looks like this. He's always too serious, if I accidentally bump into him, he automatically says, like a robot, "A-ki. You bump-ed in-to my el-bow." And I have to say sorry, quick and fast, before he repeats it again and gives me a major headache, causing me to speak like a mindless robot all day. I'm seriously thinking about transferring him to a mental hospital. He always talks like a robot, and I'm wondering if he's some villain's robot that's come to destroy our family. I mean, who speaks like a robot that doesn't even know that he is..speaking like a robot? Yeah, Puppehz, dad is probably a robot. But then how is he my dad? Maybe he kidnapped my real dad! Change of plans. Me kill robot dad. *evil laugh*. Isn't that epic, Puppehz? Go look epic up in the dictionary, Puppehz. You don't know what it means. Wait. You can't walk. And you can't talk. Whatever. Since you've probably looked epic up by now...ME GONNA GET WATER. Yeah. Mez gonna pour water on robot dad! Then he breaks down and me has saved the world! It's foolproof...Sort of.
Now, let's discuss something that's true...CATS ARE BETTER THAN DOGS. And don't even ask why your name is Puppehz. Because..Just because. Yeah.
Yesterday was the first day of school. I'm in 6th grade this year, and I've got a teacher name Mr. Zbopo. We call him Mr. Z, and he wears Dragon wings all day. He so mean! He made us take a test as hard and as long as the SATs, and he gave us a lot of homework! Wah! We had 85 pages with 52 questions on each page! I'm gonna go crazy! *Sniff* Mr. Z is TOO mean! And I think he's crazy because...erm, NO ONE does that, especially on the first day of school. And when he was making sure everyone was there, he read my name as "Aka". And then Mr. Z said, "Aka what? Cuddly aka Jemo?" "Ahem. You shouldn't even be a teacher. The paper CLEARLY says "Aki". Aki of the royal family of the Medieval Faire." I said smugly, straightening my fur and dress. Mr. Z looked like I had just told him he was signed up for being sent to the moon forever. "YOU DARE TO TALK BACK TO THE TEACHER? AND YOU'RE NOT FROM THE ROYAL FAMILY!" he screamed. And he dragged me right over to the Principal's office, and dialed Jessiebear's number. Once Jessiebear answered, he fumed, "YOUR CHILD AKA IS TELLING LIES!" Well of course, I politely reminded him, "Aki" Mr. Z continued to Jessibear. "SHE CLAIMS SHE'S FROM THE ROYAL FAMILY, OBVIOUSLY GREEDY OF ATTENTION! YOU STUPID PARENTS, HOW DID YOU RAISE HER?" And, thankfully, Jessiebear said, "Mr. Z, she is from the royal family. I am the queen, and, well, I can lock you in the dungeons right now. And also, did you know I can change shapes and colors?" Mr. Z stood there dumbfounded. His grip on me loosened. And with a smug little hop, I went back into the classroom. Yay for me!
! He looks like this:Mr. Z was not angry after that. He just stood there behind his desk, mouth open, staring into absolutely nothing. We began to text each other quietly. After a while, we sighed and brought our pones onto the desk, and continued to text. Seeing no change of Mr. Z's appearance, we began to chat. And eventually, we just dismissed ourselves. Yesterday was the best day ever.
Bye Puppehz!
Aki NOT Aka
