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[RudolphRat]

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[RudolphRat]

Put down that chainsaw and listen to me
It's time for us to join in the fight
It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys
It's time to let the bedbugs bite
You better put all your eggs in one basket
You better count your chickens before they hatch
You better sell some wine before its time
You better find yourself an itch to scratch
You better squeeze all the Charmin you can when Mr. Whipple's not around
Stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan
Talk with your mouth full
Bite the hand that feeds you
Bite off more than you can chew
What can you do?
Dare to be stupid
Take some wooden nickels
Look for Mr. Goodbar
Get your mojo working now
I'll show you how:
You can dare to be stupid
You can turn the other cheek
You can just give up the ship
You can eat a bunch of sushi then forget to leave a tip
Dare to be stupid
Come on and dare to be stupid
It's so easy to do (Dare to be stupid)
We're all waiting for you
Let's go

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[RudolphRat]

Onnnnnnnnnnnnnce there was this giiiiiiiiiiiiirl whooooooooooooo
Swore that one day she would be a figure skating champion
And whennnnnnnnnnnnn she finally maaaaaaaaaade it
She... saw... some other girl who was better...
And so she hired some guy to club her in the kneeeeeeeeeeee caaaaaaaaaap
Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm

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[RudolphRat]

Genuine question: Are rocks alive?

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[RudolphRat]

I like going pig tipping. That sow I roll.

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I was walking to the kitchen for some Golden Grahams when I accidentally stepped into an alternate dimension
And soon I was abducted by some aliens from space who kinda looked like Jamie Farr
They sucked out my internal organs and they took some Polaroids and said I was a darn good sport
And as a way of saying thank you, they offered to transport me back to any point in history that I would care to go
And so I had them send me back to last Thursday night so I could pay my phone bill on time
Just then the floating disembodied head of Colonel Sanders started yelling...

Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you thought was just so important doesn't matter
Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong

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[RudolphRat]

me if i was lobsta

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[RudolphRat]

Pet's name: 24 Karat Gold Labubu

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