If I got arrested...

[Sa⸸an]

You puked rainbows on mr. president from the movie Godzilla and took over the oval offices bathroom.

Ah jeez whad did i do this time, officer?

[bug]

you stole the legendary cotton candy

what happened this time what did i do?!

[skatpack]

you would have carried a plank of wood on the sidewalk in england

what would i have done?

[singasong99]

you ate my cookie

what crime did I commit now?

[saintpluvium]

made your way downtown walking way over the speed limit

should I get a lawyer?

[Marabella]

You fired all the managers, took over their positions, hired all lawyers on the planet, made Taco Bell into an empire and made the official flower be roses

I wonder what I did this time?

[CanadianWatermelon]

throwing horseshoes at people and screaming "here's free luck for you"


what did i do?

[gabaemon]

you ate the president food in his own face

whats my crime¿

[Doubtful.]

You created an army of butterflies and terrorized people with a phobia of butterflies

What did harmless ole me do?

[Geiger]

You robbed a bank with a spatula, and then gave it back because you felt bad.

What did I do now?? >:[