hi i have zero self control how are you
y'all are out there making spidersonas but actually i was spiderman the whole time.
anywho it's spidermac (what a creative name) and he got bit by a spider that got in the hudson river while showing it to some kids at the camp he works at in the summer. he lives in the middle of nowhere so the most crime fighting he actually does is like... stopping drunk teenagers from starting forest fires.
the river is ALMOST CERTAINLY some sorta radioactive. kids haze each other by pushing each other into the river where you'll like immediately get some sorta weird rash or smth